Devils vs Rangers
The Rangers are currently leading the series 2-0, taking both games in the Devils barn. The Rangers seem to keep taking hits on Martin Brodeur, you notice me taking points off for hitting Brodeur. This video makes me smile.
- Goal +2
Arron Asham
- Assist +1
- Spelling Arron that way +1
Michael Rupp
- Assist +1
- Calling Paul Mara a “fu*king bit*h” +3
Martin Brodeur
- Brodeur is a God…no doubt +2
- 27 saves on 30 shots +2
- Letting in 3 goals -3
- Goal +2
- Goal +2
- Power play goal +1
Paul Mara
- I don’t like you pushing and shoving like that -1
- Being called a “fu*king b*tch” -4
Sean Avery (just so you know we here at NHL-Vivor aren’t Avery fans)
- Leave Brodeur alone jerk!! -4
- Goal +2
- Power play goal +1
- Seriously, Sean. Leave.Marty.Alone!!!!!!!! -2
- Drank too much water -10
- Glanced into the crowd and didn’t focus -5
Martin Straka
- Assist +1
- Assist +1
- Assist +1
- Assist +1
- Assist +1
- Assist +1
- Yes, I did see that jersey tucked in pal -7
Patrick Elias
- Goal +2
- Power play goal +1
- Goal +2
- Power play goal +1
- Assist +1
Paul Martin
- Assist +1
Henrik Lundqvist
- Psh, he’s not too shabby either +2
- Letting in 4 goals -4
- 29 saves on 33 shots +2
- Try bumping into Brodeur again, see what happens pal. -175 (and yes, that is real)
- GOAL +2
- Game winning goal +3
Q-girl said,
April 14, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Jagr is soooo tucked in. Not just a back corner of the jersey but sometimes the whole frickin’ jersey, thus showing off his NHL version of mom-pants. There should be ‘- many more points’ for that degree of tuck-i-tude.
My favorite Mooseheads forward is a jersey tucker, so I have learned to let the tucking slide. Actually I rather enjoy it on him, because I do so thoroughly enjoy everything about him.
Stefan Legein says he models his game after Avery. Oh Legein honey, I hope not.
Marty should get points for punching at Avery. There should be a + points system for goalie rage, and a super + point system for infractions against Avery. Actually, I think all Devils should get bonus + points just for being a Devil, and Gomez should get a kick in the ass.
bethanym85 said,
April 16, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Somedays I just want to kick Jagr in the face, that annoys me more than anything!!
Who is your favorite Moosehead forward?! It better not be Jakub!!!!!!!!!
Ugh, Legein, he is in Syracuse now…I’m a bit worried. I may have to do these points over again…give Marty points, and minus more for Avery. Were you mad at Gomez too?! I was LIVID when he signed on with the Rangers!!
Q-girl said,
April 16, 2008 at 11:02 pm
My favorite Moose forward is Andrew White. He is a grindy, undrafted, underdog, good sportsmanship type of guy with a real summer job. He can play on most lines and works well with most of the players on the team. Supposedly everybody on the team likes him. He has shifty eyes but he does not talk much (I met him once).
Unfortunately he likes the Leafs and says that Gretzky is his favorite player. ewwwww.
Don’t worry, Jakub is not a jersey tucker.
Yuri Cheremetiev, Guillaume Monast and Andrew White are the jersey tuckers that come to mind.
As for Gomez, when he was smug looking on New Jersey it was totally acceptable but now with the Rangers he just look 1000x more smug. His face is indeed punchworthy. Neidermayer going out west to Anaheim was one thing (his mommy made him do it) but Gomez to NY ….arrgh…f**k that guy.
bethanym85 said,
April 18, 2008 at 2:12 am
Okay, a Gretzky lover I can deal with love him! However, a Leafs fan?! HECK NO!!
I am glad Jakub is not a jersey tucker, that makes me sad!! Yuri Cheremetiev is a cutie…not going to lie, but being a jersey tucker is a -7 in my mind.
I agree I had a big fatty crush on Scotty G in Jersey, but now, it is gone, all of it gone…I feel no love